Road Rage Incident

Yes, Yesterday may 4. 2007 was a great day in the Hansen Family, as my little brother Kyle graduated from the University of Utah. It was a very boring day, but nonetheless, a happy one. As we were trying to leave the lovely parking structure across from The Huntsman Center, I was parked in a Handicapped Spot (yes I had my Grandma kinda with me) and the cars were coming down and I had to back up to get in the line. Well, for those of you who know Utah drivers, they are not courteous and they REALLY SUCK! Anyway I started to back up, and this lady in a Green Toyota Landcruiser started shaking her head at me in the rear view mirror and shaking hir finger like :no, no". I thought to myself, "Oh Unh Unh" Well I told her I needed to get out and she said she had a party to be to in 20 minutes so I thought OK, cow, since you actually said something OK, I will forgive you for being a B!!#$!

Then a Toyota Camry came behind her and started honking and shaking her head too and was implying that I couldn't go either. So the animal came out. I got out of the car and went to the passenger side window. She was probably a Grandma and her granddaughter ( I am assuming) looked at me as I said, " Ive been waiting for 20 minutes" And the Grandma started shaking her head again at me mouthing, "No I hadn't!!!!" Oh UnhUnh!!! I then turned around, did as my family calls the "fighting shuffle" with a roll of my hands and a shuffle of the feet. My parents, Grandma, Kyle and his friend Rita were behind me and I turned to them and started. The "Oh Unh Unh" thing again.
Her grand kids were scared and Dave & Tera told me to get back in the car! I started yelling out the window "I hate UTAH" over and over. I successfully scared people in the parking garage who then looked a little afraid of me. But you know what that COW didn't even let me go and she still shook her head as she left the garage!
I mouthed to her Grandson in the back, who look half amused and half scared "Your Grandma Sucks!!!!!!"
Anyway she sucks and this is the first time in my life I have actually stood up. She was rude and inconsiderate and she hadn't treated me so badly I probably wonuldn;'t of flipped out.
Yes, Owen and Gabe were in the car, most oblivious as they were watching Madagascar and very bad words were spilling from my mouth. This was an experience I will never forget and if I ever see her again, WELL GRANDMA IS GOING DOWN!!!I then did what my family now calls the "Incident"